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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Vomit Inducing Vampire Jokes

Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula
Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay
Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
A: At a blood bank
Q: What does a baby bat say before going to bed?
A: Turn on the dark. I'm afraid of the light!
Q: What is Transylvania?
A: Dracula's terror-tory
Q: Where does Dracula water ski?
A: On Lake Erie
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
A: By blood vessels.
Q: What's the part of a restaurant where vampires don't suck blood?
A: The non-Suckers section.
Q: What kind of ship does Dracula own
A: Blood vessel.
Q: Why doesn't anyone like Count Dracula?
A: He's a pain in the neck.

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